The long awaited iPhone is just a few short hours from being released to the public and, I'm not going to lie, I'm all atwitter.
Over the course of the next 21 days, the iPhone, the new Harry Potter movie and the final Harry Potter novel are all going to be released.
Three things I've been anticipating for years are all going to be at my fingertips and I feel a bit like I'm high on drugs.
Of course....that could be because I'm addicted to meth but I'm not going to split hairs.
I'm a bit behind on this due to a mild case of iPhone fever, but the Deluxe Edition cover of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was recently released by US publisher, Scholastic Inc.
The image shows Harry, Ron and Hermione riding atop a dragon and is widely reported to originate from a chapter titled "Fuck You, Eragon!"
The first shot of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones has just been released--fresh of the set of
Indiana Jones 4.
I remember being 15 years old when the news about Indy 4 hit and, when it did, I was totally psyched! "I'm totally psyched!" I said --barely able to contain how totally psyched I was.
Well you know what? I'm still totally psyched. You know why? Because Harrison Ford, despite being something like 106 at this point, still looks totally kickass with a hat and a whip. So take that all you "Harrison-Ford-is-too-old-to-play-Indy" naysayers. I'll punch you all in the face.
In what appears to be another ridiculous move designed to increase my already overwhelming hatred of the Catholic church, the Vatican has issued "The Driver's 10 Commandments." You know-- cause if God can make commandments, so can they.
VATICAN CITY - Got road rage? The Vatican on Tuesday issued a set of “Ten Commandments” for drivers, telling motorists to be charitable to others on the highways... [and] also warned that automobiles can be “an occasion of sin” — particularly when they are used for dangerous passing or for prostitution.
And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the Rosary along the way since its “rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver’s attention.”
This message has been brought to you by The Vatican- Official Slogan: "The Vatican: Alienating our congregation one false step at a time."
It turns out Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg are big fat LIARS and that, in a foot race, my grandmother could run circles around a T-rex.
T. rex was no slacker. But the popular image of a nimble predator turning on a dime and chasing down prey with lightning speed is fiction, new computer models show. The terrifying tyrannosaur was actually a slowpoke.
“We now know that a T. rex would have been front heavy, turned slowly and could manage no more than a leisurely jog.”
Leisurely jog? I can't believe this! I based my entire knowledge of the prehistoric era on the Jurassic Park trilogy and now you're telling me that those films were nothing more than science fiction?!?
Next thing you know they'll be saying that Stephen Colbert is really a left wing liberal. HA! That'll be the day.
The long awaited iPhone is just a few short hours from being released to the public and, I'm not going to lie, I'm all atwitter.
