Tuesday, June 19, 2007

In Bold Move, Vatican Becomes Even More Detached from Reality

In what appears to be another ridiculous move designed to increase my already overwhelming hatred of the Catholic church, the Vatican has issued "The Driver's 10 Commandments." You know-- cause if God can make commandments, so can they.

VATICAN CITY - Got road rage? The Vatican on Tuesday issued a set of “Ten Commandments” for drivers, telling motorists to be charitable to others on the highways... [and] also warned that automobiles can be “an occasion of sin” — particularly when they are used for dangerous passing or for prostitution.

And it suggested prayer might come in handy — performing the sign of the cross before starting off and saying the Rosary along the way since its “rhythm and gentle repetition does not distract the driver’s attention.”

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posted by Me @ 7:59 AM