Tyrannosaurus Rex Turns out to be Total Pussy
It turns out Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg are big fat LIARS and that, in a foot race, my grandmother could run circles around a T-rex.T. rex was no slacker. But the popular image of a nimble predator turning on a dime and chasing down prey with lightning speed is fiction, new computer models show. The terrifying tyrannosaur was actually a slowpoke.
“We now know that a T. rex would have been front heavy, turned slowly and could manage no more than a leisurely jog.”
Leisurely jog? I can't believe this! I based my entire knowledge of the prehistoric era on the Jurassic Park trilogy and now you're telling me that those films were nothing more than science fiction?!?
Leisurely jog? I can't believe this! I based my entire knowledge of the prehistoric era on the Jurassic Park trilogy and now you're telling me that those films were nothing more than science fiction?!?
Next thing you know they'll be saying that Stephen Colbert is really a left wing liberal. HA! That'll be the day.
posted by Me @ 9:44 AM
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