The X-Files: I Want to Believe this title is a late April Fools Joke
Well, the official title to the upcoming X-Files movie has officially been revealed after months of secrecy and, I have to say, it totally sucks balls.
The second big-screen spinoff of the paranormal TV adventure will be called "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," Chris Carter, the series' creator and the movie's director and co-writer, told The Associated Press.
The title is a familiar phrase for fans of the series…. "I Want to Believe" was the slogan on a poster UFO-obsessed agent Fox Mulder had hanging in the cluttered basement office where he and Dana Scully worked.
"It's a natural title," Carter said in a telephone interview Tuesday during a break from editing the film. "It's a story that involves the difficulties in mediating faith and science. 'I Want to Believe.' It really does suggest Mulder's struggle with his faith."
You know, I was kind of hoping that after the first film was retardedly titled “The X-Files: Fight the Future” the producers would make up for their epic stupidity. Alas, no such luck. Oh well. At least this makes way for other rehashed X-Files movie titles such as:
“The X-Files: The Truth is Out There”
“The X-Files: Trust No One”
“The X-Files: I Still Can’t Believe They Killed Off the Lone Gunman! Oh, and Scully Giving Up Hers and Mulder's Miracle Son to Some Random Ass Farm Couple?? What was THAT about!? Fucking Retarded!”
Wait, was that last one too bitter? Rest assured, I’ll be okay. In the immortal words of The Simpsons ‘Comic Book Guy’ in reference to Star Wars: Episode 1
“Worst! Cosmic! Wars! Ever! I will only see it three more times… Today.”
posted by Me @ 10:03 AM
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