Totally Non-Redundant Blog Post
Well, it isn’t a blog post lately without mention of the X-Files so I present to you 3 new pictures from the upcoming movie! Wooo! And since all the damn details of the film are being kept under lock and key, I’m here to provide some insight into each image.
Picture #1 Conjecture: Scully tries to get Mulder to back off his clearly incorrect (though obviously totally correct) theory that something paranormal is going on. 3 to 1 odds that Scully will use the words “improbable” or “implausible” in this scene. 5 to 1 odds she will use some variation of the phrase, “There’s no proof, Mulder!”
Picture #2 Conjecture: Scully reluctantly stumbles upon the proof that she previously claimed didn’t exist—ultimately making Mulder’s crackpot theory look somewhat true. In true X-Files fashion, said proof can only be found when blue flashlights are being utilized.
Picture #3 Conjecture: Mulder breaks out his patented “I’m pissed off” face when he realizes that his much-treasured ‘I Want to Believe’ poster has become wrinkled after Scully forgot to unplug the air humidifier. After the initial anger wears off, he cries for three days straight.
I'm so in the know.
posted by Me @ 7:20 AM
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