Monday, August 27, 2007

Owen Wilson: Turn that frown upside-down!

Dear Owen Wilson,

I heard you allegedly attempted suicide last night. This upsets me. I have uttered many a hearty guffaw thanks in part to your comedic endeavors-- including, but not limited to, Wedding Crashers and Zoolander.

I even had a crush on you until someone pointed out that you kinda looked like Ellen DeGenerous and then that kinda killed it for me (no pun intended).

Please get better. I look forward to The Darjeeling Limited.

<3,
Madgiepoo

posted by Me @ 9:34 AM