Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Scientific Discovery Killed by 11 Year Old Redneck

In case giant squid and enormous bunnies aren't impressive enough for you, I'm here to try and win you over once and for all with gigantic swine.

An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail.

"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides when he bagged Monster Pig.

Mike Stone is [mounting the head and] having sausage made from the rest of the animal. "We'll probably get 500 to 700 pounds," he said.

Lets recap:
1) 1,000 lb pig.
2) Parents who thought it was ok to give a 5 year old boy a loaded gun.
3) 700 lbs of sausage

Do I even need to write extra commentary?

posted by Me @ 10:44 AM