Mutant Hermaphroditic Animals are the New Black
Desperately trying to beat out "pythons eating things" as my most reoccurring blog story, we've got our second "mutant animal with multiple sex organs" (MAWMSO) story of the year--which, in my opinion, is two MAWMSO stories too many.LITCHFIELD, Neb. (AP) -- A days-old black Angus calf romps about a central Nebraska farm just like any other - only this one romps with six legs. "He's a real freak," said Brian Slocum, who said the calf was born Sunday to one of his cows. "I've never seen anything like this before."
The unnamed calf also has organs for both sexes and a surgically supplied rectum [which the calf was missing at birth].
Look, I'm all for animal rights but if you are born with 6 legs, no rectum and are of an undeterminable sex--well, you probably shouldn't be allowed to live. Just throwin' that out there.

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