Dear Madgiepoo
Sometimes, advice columns simply don't get to the point fast enough. Which is why, on occasion, I feel the need to step in and tell it like it is.Dear Prudence,
I'm a 21-year-old college student in need of advice on how to deal with my father. My girlfriend recently went home with me for the first time to attend my older sister's birthday. Her opinion of my father was that he "kinda creeped me out." Several other close female friends have admitted things like this before as well. He stands too close to them, talks only to them too much, touches them on the arm when it seems out of place to do so, weird things like that. Of course, he would say he's just being friendly, but I'm quite sure that's not all it is. How do I deal with this?
—Don't Stand So Close to Her
Dear Don't Stand,
You're dad is a pedophile who doesn't love you mom and gets boners when he thinks about your friends. Start therapy now before you start cutting yourself.
Best of Luck,
Madgiepoo
PS--Bravo on your veiled reference to The Police's "Don't Stand So Close to Me" That tells me that you have a sense of humor about the situation so you probably won't kill yourself in 2 years when you find your Dad in bed with your 15 year old sister's best friend.
posted by Me @ 7:58 AM
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