The Awe-ful Truth
You know...I love my celebrity gossip. In fact, I can't get enough--which is why it pains me that E!'s Ted "White House" Casablanca always happens to have the gossip eons before everyone else does. I'll let these excerpts from his daily column speak (painfully) for themselves:
- Heather Graham, not sitting around moping over the cancellation of Emily's Reasons Why Not. Good girl! Chelsea Piers Lanes. InWhySee. Freakin' blizzard conditions outside might be why Heather-doll stayed inside and got her heart rate up with bowling.
- I like the way you think. That's why I'm going to cheer us up a bit (I want to see Tom happy as a Vitamin B-12 shot, really I do!) with an amusing, top-secret DeeCee mission!
- But the best dang part of the set? Chappelle started going off on a recent lunch outing in Hell-Ay, when he found himself noshing near Jessica Simpson. The paparazzi feasted on her and gave him no lens loving whatsoever.
Isn't it totally, like, crazy-clever how he takes basic and blatantly boring abbreviations like LA, NYC, and DC and turns them into Hell-Ay, InWhySee, and DeeCee--respectively (natch)?
This is God's way of punishing me for caring about celebrities.
posted by Me @ 6:43 AM
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