Dick Can't Control His Shooting
I almost didn't post this because its just too damned obvious...but Vice President Dick Cheney managed to shoot a man during a hunting trip this weekend.
"The vice president didn’t see him," she said. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."
Sally Whittington told The Dallas Morning News her father was being observed because of swelling from some of the welts on his neck. His face "looks like chicken pox, kind of," she said.
You know, I've often fantasized about Bush somehow being kicked out of office. But, Ladies and Gentlemen, our 2nd in Command just shot a 78 year old man in the FACE after mistaking him for a bird. I just don't know if we'd be THAT better off.
posted by Me @ 7:24 AM
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