Woman Has to Pee, Gives Birth Instead.
A woman who was 6 month's pregnant managed to not immediately notice that she gave birth while going to the bathroom."I just had a baby," Salina Newman told the operator when she dialed emergency services Tuesday, according to transcripts released to the media on Thursday. "I was only six months pregnant and I went to the restroom and the baby is in the toilet."
The baby girl...was taken to Littleton Adventist Hosptial, where she's expected to remain until she reaches 6 pounds, police said.
Somewhere in here is a joke about sexual "experience," giant vaginas, and not realizing a 1.5lb fetus fell out of you until after the fact...but its after 5pm on a Friday...and I'm too lazy to follow through.
posted by Me @ 11:01 AM
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