Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Saddam Goes Hungry. Nobody Cares.

Apparently Saddam Hussein has officially gone on a hunger strike in protest of his trial.

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein and three former officials in his regime on Tuesday told the court handling their trial that they were on a hunger strike in protest of the judge overseeing the proceedings.

Saddam said he had not eaten in three days, while his former intelligence chief, Ibrahim Barzan, said he had been on strike for two days.


Unfortunatly for Saddam, his strike went pretty much unnoticed thanks to a simultaneous press release stating that the man Dick Cheney accidentally shot this weekend had suffered an injury related heart attack.

6-1 odds says hes dead by the end of the week.