Red Sox Fans: Whiny Little Bitches
I'm sick of Red Sox fans being such drama queens. I mean, I suppose they had the right to be--when they lost, like...86* years of baseball in a row. But, last year, they redeemed themselves after eons of ineptitude-- and even managed to do relatively well over the past few years despite having the collective defensive skills of a little league team. So stop whining!*(measured in thousands)
From some pussy writer on Boston.com:
"Here we are, looking up at the Yankees. Again...
We thought we put all this stuff to bed last year. No more 1948, 1949, 1974, 1978, 1986, or 2003. No more talk of collapse. The 2004 Red Sox pulled off the greatest comeback in the history of the sport and did it at the expense of the hated New Yorkers. Suddenly the Yankees were the chokers.
Now this.
The cleat is on the other foot ...the apple is in the other throat...."
...and the vagina is the official Red Sox team mascot.
Poons.
posted by Me @ 4:45 AM
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