JP-the-2 Successor is Naive
The Catholic Church, in its latest effort to become even more ass-backwards than usual, is trying to stop gay men from becoming priests.From Boston.com:
"An effort by the Vatican to look for evidence of homosexuality in Catholic seminaries is alarming gay rights advocates but is pleasing conservatives, who are hoping that Pope Benedict XVI will soon issue a ban on gay men as future priests."
Future News:
Catholic Church Implodes: Shoots Itself in Proverbial Foot
AP-After a successfull witch hunt banning homosexuals from becoming priests, the Catholic Church has been forced to shut its doors. When reached for comment, the now-defunct Pope Benedict had this to say, "Its a bit of a shock. I mean, who knew that 80% of Catholic priests were homos?...Didn't see THAT coming."
posted by Me @ 1:00 PM
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