Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Astronaut Shuns Toilets in the Name of Love


NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak has been arrested on counts of battery and attempted kidnapping.

Nowak, a married mother of three who police believe was in a love triangle with a fellow astronaut, was charged with trying to abduct a woman she saw as her romantic rival, authorities said.

Police said she drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted [the] woman...

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn’t have to stop to go to the bathroom...

This message has been brought to you by Depends adult diapers! Depends: Nothing says "Love" like 900 miles worth of feces.

posted by Me @ 6:02 AM