Putting the Poo in Madgiepoo

Love is blind. Therefore, my love of all products Mac would typically overshadow any possible design flaws in newly released Apple devices. However, I'm fairly certain that the new iPod nanos are going to bomb--as they happen to be the ugliest devices on the face of the planet.

I understand that the new nanos have been upgraded with video capabilities and, therefore, must be larger to support the functionality; but were these pieces of shit approved by an intern while you were on vacation at Comic-Con (nerd)?

To paraphrase my boyfriend, "The new nano is a chunker."

Yea, that’s right Jobs. The nano is a fatty. And I think its fair to say that you're contributing to the obesity epidemic by labeling it as "thin" and "small" on your website. You make me sick.

Love,
Madgiepoo