Indiana Jones Searches for Long Lost Artifact; Hates Snakes
Apparently Tyler Nelson, an Extra on the set of the new Indiana Jones film, has been devulging major plot details to the press-- leaving George Lucas and Steven Speilberg all in a tizzy!According to the source:
"Apparently, the Soviet Army was searching for a [crucifix] skull in the jungles of South America and Indiana Jones was searching, as well," Tyler said.
"We took Indiana Jones hostage and managed to find the skull," Tyler said.
"They were filming us outside of a tent dancing and then turned the camera inside the tent," Tyler explained his scene. "I saw Harrison Ford strapped in a chair being interrogated. I started to gather they were holding this big crystal-looking thing in the tent and heard someone mention a crucifix skull."
So, in short, its Indiana Jones vs. The Bad Guys in a dangerous race to find a missing artifact and, at some point, The Bad Guys gain the advantage and hold Indiana Jones hostage.
Well, I for one, am PISSED. I mean, who could have predicted this kind of insanely complex plot twist!!? On the bright side, at least we don't yet know what Indiana Jones will be wearing. Wait, what?? He'll be wearing a hat and carrying a whip?!? Fuck this bullshit, now EVERYTHING is ruined!
posted by Me @ 7:54 AM
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