Monday, February 19, 2007

Jeter and A-Rod Break Up


Baseball season has only just begun and already Alex 'A-Hole' Rodriguez is reminding Yankees fans around the world why he is such a douchebag. Rather than, oh I don't know, practice baseball during spring training, A-Rod instead chose to give an inane interview on his relationship with fellow Yankee Derek Jeter:

On the first day of his fourth season with the New York Yankees, Alex Rodriguez finally acknowledged his relationship with Derek Jeter has cooled.

"The reality is there's been a change in the relationship over 14 years and, hopefully, we can just put it behind us," Rodriguez said. "You go from sleeping over at somebody's house five days a week, and now you don't sleep over. It's just not that big of a deal."


Well, if this isn't the gayest article in the history of sports writing, I don't know what is.