Women Subconsciously Want to get Knocked Up
A study of young college women showed they frequently wore more fashionable or flashier clothing and jewelry when they were ovulating...
"They tend to put on skirts instead of pants, show more skin and generally dress more fashionably," said Martie Haselton, a communication studies and psychology expert at the University of California Los Angeles who led the study.
As a woman, I am here to tell you that this study is completely retarded.
Its not that we're subconsciously dressing to impress when we're feeling fertile, its that we are consciously choosing to dress down when we are bloated with an extra 5 lbs of water weight; doubled over from cramps; overwhelmed by hormonally induced exhaustion; and having those enjoyable bleeding-from-the-beaver days.
And since that span of time (from the onset of PMS to the end of bleeding) lasts about 2 weeks, we're pretty much only left with the time surrounding ovulation to look attractive.
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posted by Me @ 7:54 AM
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