Woman Struck by Lighting, Farts Electricity
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
You know, I would try and make some humorous comment about this, but sometimes the facts are just funnier. I mean, how can I top anus-lightning? I can't do it and I won't try.
Although... something about butt sex being a walk in the park after this would be appropriate.
posted by Me @ 9:55 AM
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