Scientists Fuck with Kitten DNA
Biomedical company, Allerca, has successfully engineered hypoallergenic kittens--which they plan to start "manufacturing" for the allergy-sensitive public.
NEW YORK -- A small California biotech company says it has successfully found the Holy Grail of the $35 billion pet industry: a hypoallergenic cat.
At the start of next year, the first kittens -- which the company calls ``lifestyle pets" -- will be delivered to eager owners...If ordered now, it will take 12 to 15 months for delivery of a cat in the United States, 15 to 18 months in Europe. Cost: $4,000.
Two hypoallergenic cats: $8,000
'The Complete Book of Cat Breeding': $11.99
Marvin Gaye's 'Lets Get it On' mp3: $0.99
Profiting from selling hypoallergenic kittens at 50% off: Priceless
posted by Me @ 6:25 AM
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