An Open Letter to Mr. and Mrs. Witherspoon...errr...Phillippe
Reese Witherspoon is on her way from Legally Blonde to legally single.The Oscar winner has formally separated from Ryan Phillippe after seven years of marriage, Witherspoon's publicist, Nanci Ryder, confirmed.
No divorce papers have been filed, though TMZ.com reports that Witherspoon has contacted Hollywood wives' go-to attorney Robert Kaufman.
Dear Reese and Ryan,
I am sorry to hear that you have separated. However, I think you should rethink this whole situation before you head down the road to divorce. Not because you owe it to yourself or your kids, but rather because you are the most Aryan couple on the face of the planet.
I mean, you are Hitler's DREAM couple! How many people can make that claim?!? Not many, I'll tell you that.
And if a mass murderer's posthumous happiness isn't a good enough reason to save your marriage, then I don't know what is.
Sincerely,
Me
posted by Me @ 11:33 AM
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