The (Kitten) Clone Wars
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Genetic Savings & Clone, a biotechnology company that sold cloned pets, sent letters to its customers last month informing them it will close at the end of the year because of little demand for cloned cats. The company had recently reduced the price from $50,000 to $32,000.
The letters said the Sausalito company was not accepting new orders for clones because it was "unable to develop the technology to the point that cloning pets is commercially viable."
Wow, science is all over kittens this week. But more disturbing than believing people would be willing to pay 50k for a kitten is the fact that they named their biotech company "Savings & Clone." Get it? Like Savings and Loan? Except its Savings and Clone? Caus they clone stuff.
Brilliance ladies and gentlemen. Sheer brilliance.
posted by Me @ 4:22 AM
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