Thursday, September 21, 2006

A-Rod: Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking


People wonder why Yankees fans hate Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez. I mean, its one thing for Boston or Oakland fans to hate him but how can Yankees fans jeer one of their own?

Well, I'm here to give you the EXACT reason why I, as a Yankees fan, am allowed to loathe our 3rd baseman with every fiber of my being:

"When people write [bad things] about me, I don't know if it's [because] I'm good-looking, I'm biracial, I make the most money, I play on the most popular team."

Um, Alex? Let me clear this up for you. We hate you because you suck at baseball. And we hate you even more because, despite this, you still act like you are God's gift to the sport. Now stop being such a vagina and get your head in the game.