I'm So Confused
I don't even know where to start on this one. Apparently, a woman desperate to pass a drug test decided to smuggle some 'clean' urine into the testing facilities. However, her method of doing so was not only 'unconventional,' but completely and totally retarded.
...the incident began when Vincent Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Leslye Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.
This would all make sense (and actually be pretty clever) if the person trying to pass the drug test was a man, but answer me this: Why would a woman need a fake penis full of male urine to pass a drug test?
posted by Me @ 6:32 AM
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