Friday, September 08, 2006

Denise Richards is High Maintenence


In what can only be described as another mundane day for Hollywood, Denise Richards has apparently become engaged to Richie Sambora and it was HELLA romantic. Here is how it went down:

"They were on their way to the Staples Center to see the fights," says the insider. "He got down on one knee in the back of the limo."

I'm just laying it out there...being proposed to en route to watching people beat the shit out of each other is TOTALLY the way I want it to happen for me--you know, the second time around. Caus the first time I want to marry an actor slash prostitute-loving ex-con who beats me senseless while high on blow.

Do you hear that Charlie Sheen? I'LL LOVE YOU FOR YOU!!!