The Apple of My iPod

Its official, Steve Jobs is my new personal hero. Apple has just released a cornucopia of new iProducts that are causing me to spasm uncontrollably at the sheer thought of them. Let’s partake in this plethora of new technology, shall we?
The Movie Store: Legally download movies to your computer via iTunes for $9.99-$14.99.
iPod Shuffle: newly reduced to the size of a postage stamp, it is now half a cubic inch in volume!
iPod Nano: now available in silver, pink, green, blue and dark, dark black. Yay!
and finally....(drumroll please)
iTV: a wireless set-top box that allows you to watch your iTunes media directly on your television. With HDMI, component, and optical audio, it's ready to be attached to the latest HD flat screen TVs.
Apple is on FIRE right now! I half expect Steve Jobs to be like, "We've also created an alpha version of an all-powerful being and are beginning to beta test it as we speak. Your personal iDeity will be available for purchase in early 2008 and will come in silver, pink, green and ethereal."

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