Like (Holy) Water for Chocolate
Apparently the image of the Virgin Mary has chosen to appear via a 2 inch blob of chocolate:
Workers at Angiano's gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
Since the discovery Monday, Angiano's employees have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.
I'm sorry, but why are people dumbasses? I mean, if the best "miracle" God can perform nowadays is turning melted chocolate into an abstract representation of the Virgin Mary I think we are in a shitload of trouble. I don't think your business card is allowed to say "Almighty and Omnipotent Creator" if I could poop a better representation of the Virgin Mary.
posted by Me @ 5:24 AM
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