Survival of the Fattest
It turns out that medicinal needles aren't long enough to get through the the fat asses of the American public.From Newsday.com:
Injectable medicines delivered into muscle may not make it through buttock fat, especially in heavy women, according to a new study. Scientists at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin used a CAT scan to follow intramuscular injections in 50 patients of different sizes and shapes, half men and half women, and found that, on average, almost 70 percent of the dose did not get through the derriere's fatty tissue to reach the muscle.
In response, the medical community wants to create longer needles. But you know what I say? F- that! All we do is bitch and moan about our obesity statistics and how all of the other countries make fun of us for being FATTIES.
Don't make longer needles! Instead, withold medicine until people have lost enough weight to receive it.
If that isn't motivation, I don't know what is.
posted by Me @ 9:26 AM
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