Friday, November 11, 2005

Robertson: "A Plague on ALL Your Houses!"

Apparently, televangelist and ex-Presidential candidate (read: loser who never had a chance in hell) Pat Robertson thinks he is able to bring down the wrath of God on those who spite him.

Case in point: After the school board of Dover, PA decided to nix the possibility of teaching creationism along with evolution, Robertson basically told the people of Dover that their town would experience mass destruction and that because of this decision, God would not help them through it.

Wait, wait. It gets better. Apparently, this isn't the first time he has done this.

From MSN.com:

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Fla., that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.

Now, c'mon Pat. You're blatantly cheating. Telling the people of Florida that they will likely experience devastating hurricanes is like telling Canada they will experience debilitating snowfall every winter and then saying "HA! See! I TOLD you!"

Also, I bet God is pretty pissed that you singled out an entire town. I mean, the WHOLE town? C'mon Pat. Have a little self-restraint, you glutton.